Showing posts with label porkie me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porkie me. Show all posts

Wednesday, 18 November 2009

Pork Chop + LALA= Gross!

I wanted a change for some time and so this is what happened. I went to Phuket (will blog about the tour later) and did my hair in this dodgy salloon :S. There's two barber light poles outside the shop. Very traditional and not stylish! The worst part is, the hairdresser can't speak english!!!

I asked for hi-light! i think its pretty cheap, it was RM100. I had hard time communicating tho...
here's the conversation between me and the hairdresser (H).

Porkie: I want to hi-light my hair, can i choose the color?
H: ?_? color?
Porkie: Yes, what color?
H: Hi-light color
***i was like what the heck is hi-light color???
Porkie: But what color? *pointing at another hairdresser brown hair* This color???
H: No No, hi-light color...very naissss...:S
***before i can say anything more, she started apply the dye on my hair*** :S


not knowing what color it gonna come out is SCARRryyy enough
when she unwrap the foil my hair is BLONDE!!! :(

I dont really like the color.. maybe i am not use to it yet but
i felt so LALA


plus my henna tattoo ,its worst! LALA-ness level increased!

sob sob, i might re-dye again someday!

ooh my boss commented that my hair looked like her puppy

Thursday, 12 November 2009

stop Growing!

This post is about how my sibling STOP growing! grr....
standing from left:2nd sis, bro, 1st sis and me
sitting: lovely parents
you must be thinking what is wrong with me right? Oh well, its the fact that i am the youngest in the family; my sisters are 7 and 8 years apart, my bro is 10 (TEN) years apart! But they sort of stop growing/ageing??? i dont know....but i am still growing/ageing!

My "23"years old brother (he claimed himself to be foverever 23) is not 23!He is 10years OLDER. MAny mistakes us as couple because we are quite close and many thought we were only few years apart... sighs. not good for me but im sure he is very happy!

My1st sister, the one standing next to me. See the close resemblance? When i was 14, she's 22...that is when we looked so alike (ultimate stage) that ppl always mistake us as Twin! i was naive that time, so i thought i was fun to fool ppl that im da twin sister. But now that my brain works better, i dont like to be the twin sister anymore! She is 8 years older... i dont wanna be 8 years older :'(

Last but not least, my 2nd sister. Ohhh thank godness, no one ever said we are same age or me older than her so far :S MuaHAHA *Evil laugh*

Sunday, 20 September 2009

FAQ

#1. Who is PinkPorkChop?
PinkPorkChop is a 23years old (DOB 28th March 1986) average looking girl.

#2. The definition of ‘Pork Chop’ or ‘猪排’?
‘Pork Chop’ in Cantonese is a metaphor for Fat Fugly Chic (FFC).

#3. So Why she called herself ‘PinkPorkChop’ or ‘猪排’?
I called myself PorkChop for two reasons...
i. I adore pigs and own a fair bit of piggy items (i.e. piggy stuffed toys).
ii. I am not pretty!

and Pink is just my preference color plus its a feminine color! What im trying to say is im not totally a Pink freak!

#4. How do I address her?
You can call me PinkPorkChop, Pink Pork, Pork Chop, Pink Porkie, Porkie or PPC. I am fine with that :)

#5. What does she look like?
hmm maybe this will be easier for you to visualise.
Height: 154/6cm
Weight: definitely underweight: P
Hair: Black, straight and slightly above shoulder length.
Eyes: simple description would be typical Asian trait- small, black pupil and hidden double eyelid which is close to single eyelid
Nose: big and flat
Face: I am not sure what is my face shape round or oval??? I can’t decide! My skin tone is fair with yellow undertone and I have freckles since primary school





#6. What is the one thing you can’t do to PinkPorkChop?
Do not try to poke me at my armpit! I have obsessive-compulsive disorder; not certified by Professional but just promise not to attempt poking my armpit or i will start whacking people! I just hate that feeling…

#7. Why do you blog?
I started blogging when I went to further my studies in Liverpool, UK. I thought it would be nice to keep my family and friends posted with my life. Besides, I want to capture those moment so that I can read them back when I am 50/60?

?So what else do you wish to know besides my real name?