My First Canvas Painting

I've always love oil painting on canvas and always wanted to try painting one myself.
But i'm not good with painting nor serious about it.

So one day, i decided to fill my weekends with something different.
i went to the shop nearby my place to get some tools...
i got a 12inch X12inch canvas
and a box of oil pastel crayon because i realise brushes are not cheap.

Since i haven't painted anything since high school art class project, i didn't trust myself with freehand painting. Hence, i tried sketching with pencil first.
I didn't like what i've sketched and when i trying to remove the pencil marks....i simply can't.
I just smudge the area i erased on (told u its my first canvas painting experience) :S so i googled on how to erase pencil mark from canvas. Generally, i learned two ways.
i. to paint over it
ii. use gum erase

I can't find the gum erase so i decided to paint over it. Because i am using oil pastel crayon, it just smudge the pencil marks further.

i ended up buying oil pastel color and some cheap brushes to paint over it,
i was trying to be a smarty0pants; trying to save some $$$ ended up paying more for the lesson :S

at the end, i painted a pig freehand XD
it was quite a fun and relaxing to do different stuff once in a while.

here's another picture of my pig painting,
hope u like it :)

Away "Holidaying"

There are few posts that i am anticipating to update i.e. MPO last saturday, Qi Gong Therapy (the main reason behind that stop me from updating my blog), Huai Bin buying me 9 roti canai + 1 limau ais and etc etc.


so far the qi gong master, K.K Ng did not cure my neck+shoulder problem yet.
the therapy was painful and its still painful now!

see my "sexy back"!!! Ouchh...(will write about this too, as soon as i can)

gonna sign off n rest now.
will update as soon as possible

Me Proud!

Im having a slight headache plus my neck and shoulder are aching like hell. I thought i wanted to get off my pc earlier tonight but before that...

I just drop by Zoe blog 1/2hr or an hour ago. The last time i visited her blog was during her nuffnang music bash post so i kinda missed out 3posting now. As i scroll down, i saw familiar pictures....The cupcakes i baked for her bday. Feeling all proud thanks to zoe :) im gonna share what ive bake so far...

marble cake...
i baked during mother's day for my mom.
woke up early in the morning, baked this when she was out :)
and she smelled the fragrance from the living room *proud*
the top cracked a little tho :(

for kalai's aka lil shorty surprise bday
i baked oreo cheese cake :)

but its too soft tho...
still my friends like it *proud*
kalai and ivan aka jing thought i bought it from JCO bcoz i kept in JCO box *proud*

Then i got inspired from ivan lan. Inspired not only to bake but to decorate what ive baked!
He baked this lovely cake for my bday. So sweet
Thanks ivan

My first time decorating cupcakes
my bf' sis thought i bought it! *proud*

zoom in piggies
its 3D and still standing the next day *proud*

for zoe, these were the cupcakes.
I tasted one of it and i thought it was rubbish...so i put a warning note there!
but she ate it and she said its nice!haha *proud*

but i think my best its still apple crumble.
probably something that im confident feeding ppl with *proud*

and my mini dollar pancakes

Anyway, thank to those who made me proud. I felt like baker now! hehe

okay...need to go, my head is killing me and before my neck + shoulders break apart.

overall *me Proud*

I rip my little black dress.... wat da #$!@!%*$^

Fast update!

As stated in the title. I rip my dress....
YEs WHAT???

OMG?? HOw did that HAppen??? What was i doing with it???

Here's the simple story.
I need to go the bathroom, so i hurried and put on my little black dress, the skirt got caught/folded in; so i just gently pulled one of the edge. Okay, maybe i wasnt that gentle and i pulled in a very fast speed. ***crakkkkk****4cm of it rip open!sob sob...


Thank god i was at home. If not my porkie fat will expose in public... ooh wait a min, this is kinda public too :S

i bought it from kitschen, i thought kitschen is like the new nichi boutique. I love it because its cotton, its comfy to wear. That is also why i bought it. It cost me around rm80/90. Quite expensive for a casual dress.
I wore it maybe just 3times?! This is why im so ar*ghhh...
seriously, this incident is only 10% my fault but 80% for the bad quality cotton!!!

sob sob :'(

Ashley Scandal

Before showing Ashley scandal

Pink Porkie wishes Ashley many happy returns

okay now "happy birthday" in different languages...
i know its kinda boring...nothing new and blah blah blah
but i picked up a few that might be useful for ur future guai loh hubby :D

if he happen to be a French guy, Wahhh Paris shopping chun chun, got LV, prada, gucci, all yummy yummy brands.

"Joyeux Anniversaire!" is what u said to him on his bday and u should find out what's i love u in french urself hehe but i think a french kiss will do :P

if he happen to be a German, german sausages...again yummy

You should say "Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!"

if he happen to be an American, need me to say more?

Happy Birthday again Ashley and thanks for being such a great friend. I'm sorry i cant make it this time...but i hope u have a blast this year :)


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Other wishes

Lilshorty: Happy birthday Pei Ling! Hope all ur dream come true including ur guai lo! so sorry i can't make it 2day. (Enjoy urself 2 d max ya!)

Chi Ling: Jingle bell jingle bell~ jingle..ei? Sorry Sorry. Happy birthday to you~ happy birthday to you~ happy birthday to dearest ashley~ wish u day day habby lo~

Ivan da Jing: Tanjobu Omedetou. Lishyoni Ki Ree Dana
(PPC: Ashley, i think he is cursing u in japanese :P)

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Before signing off, few pictures to recap on Ashley bday celebration last year including the "scandal" picture

This is Ashley
u need her contact? hehe
groupie

cam whoring after dinner. remember?

i.e.
acting crazy over the absolute bargain sign

and this.. OMG

u touched my arse on ur bday!

*PS: This is no April Fool joke!!!

My Buddy

yea i dont have the best photoshop skill..but who cares??! haha

Roasted pig (my "dai goh"...talk to him) and me...
hehehe lonely no more~ :P



*oh wait, roasted pig has gone into god knows how many ppl 's digestive system... sighhzzz

back to lonely status =='''

March is going to be...

Here are some events for my March.

It's gonna be exciting but...
*note the birthday blues and the hint :S

This is my March, what's urs? ;)
toodles...

Lipton Milk Tea: Happy Happy Joy Joy

Recently ive received a box of Lipton Milk Tea (from Lipton)

Good thing is, its 3 in 1. This give me confident to make a good cup of Lipton milk tea even with my eyes half-closed...you know, when just just get out of bed...feeling all restless.


So, from personal experience there are two things a cup of Lipton milk tea can do
1. Slap you awake and pull you out from lalaland :P

2. Put a smile on your face and brighten your day :D

Oh yeaa, besides a box of lipton milk tea. Ive also received a very very cute thumbdrive from lipton. This thumbdrive contained "P&C"information...it will self-destruct after 5mins =='''
The "P&C" information that ive mentioned earlier was a guide to the Lipton Happy Happy Joy Joy Roadshow! muahaha all the first hand information is in my hand...YES! i can hunt down all the roadshows with this information and hopefully with a iPods, some movie tickets and dining vouchers worth RM100. :P *Evil, greedy lil porkie*

Im not so evil...here are the locations for Lipton Happy Happy Joy Joy Roadshow.

Saturday, 28 Feb 09 Ampang Point, KL
Sunday, 1 Mar 09 Bangsar Village II
Saturday, 7 Mar 09 Alam Sentral Shah Alam
Sunday, 8 Mar 09 SACC Mall, Shah Alam
Saturday, 14 Mar 09 Queensbay Mall, Penang
Sunday, 15 Mar 09 Tesco, Penang
Saturday, 21 Mar 09 AEON Tebrau City, JB
Sunday, 22 Mar 09 Plaza Pelangi, JB

The yellow Lipton Mobile will be there from 11am until 4pm.

The yellow Lipton Mobile should look like this!
me spotted in front of Sunway Pyramid on the 14th Feb 09

Go getcha Cup of Lipton Milk Tea ^^

MSN display pic

This is what crazy friends do on msn (gaga basically just zoe chan and me).

it first started off with this...
the shocking look
haha its just fun to look at similar/same expression picture in the same window (for zoe and me at least~ :P)

Then the similar/same expression msn display pic continue today...

the bridesmaids

when life is full of "???"

These pictures are still okie/cute :P...
There were two crazy pictures ...we change our display pic for few short sec just to screencap lol....

This is one of the two crazy pictures
*urrhhh looked like lesbian :S*

Zoe: can't find the other one, i remembered we got another one with ugly sleeping posture lol :P

The Four Rings!

Recently, ive been watching this hongkong drama named 'The Seventh Day' <最美麗的第七天>...hehe

I caught this scene that said there are four rings to symbolize different stages in a relationship.

1. Dating
2. Proposal
3. Engagement
4. Marriage

Da four rings to 'happily ever after''! haha

For guys, you might want to consider getting a ring this valentine! :P
For girls who wish to drop a *hint*, feel free to send this link
http://pinkporkchop.blogspot.com/2009/02/four-rings.html
to your love one. haha

Okay im gonna end this by saying "YOu OWe me A RING!" muahahaha XD

Hooker in Foot Reflexology center (?_?)

I heard about foot reflexology center do provide special service for men although i havent come across that personally. So im curious if its really true???

But with the appearance of all these foot reflexology centers i.e the stretch of road near bukit bintang. The girls will stand outside the centers holding the price list trying to get customers. And also also not neglecting those who approaches the guy (normally guy to guy) and do the sneaky talk. Yucks, so dodgy.All these increase the possibilities of having masseur cum "hooker" in the centers.

As im having a quite painful backache, neckache and shoulderache....i went to tried out the full body massage service in one of the hartamas foot reflexology center. Before entering the center, i walked around to check out the prices... i saw two korean men walked into one of them which i ran away because the place and the people look so dodgy.

I got a female masseur to service me. She's from china and she called me "siao mei mei" (little girl) :S The place was so dim almost close to pitch dark so i dont u can see me in the picture hehe.

Even though its so dark, the pillow and everything just look so ewwww...
here a picture of the bed which i dont think i wanna lie down on it again

When she's massaging my shoulder and neck, i can hear continuous cracking sound.. :( Ouch.. Then she said:" your shoulder and neck, very very bad, not enough rest". After a while, i felt better, and the cracking sound is softer now. haha overall, i dont mind the massage but i dont like the place! It makes me curious if the stories i heard is true??? Is there really a masseur cum hooker?

Santa's Rescue

Do you remember this horrible picture???

ooh well, i posted this picture in one of the earliest post, complaining about my skin condition. My acne problem started back in UK...pimples blooming like"peach trees in bloom'. Damn it! How much "more pork chop" can i be???

Luckily, ive always been a good gal :D Santa came to rescue by dropping me a complete set of Clearasil Stayclear to fight pimples away.

check this out!
my complete set of Clearasil Stayclear; triple action pimple fighting formula

The range consists of
1.Skin Perfecting Wash
2. Oil Free Gel Wash
3. The Deep Cleansing toner
4. Mattifying Moisturing Lotion
5. Pimple Treatment Gel

Skin Perfecting Wash and Oil Free Gel Wash help to deep cleans, removes all bacteria that causes pimples and prevents skin from over-drying (you know how pimples solution products alway make our skin extra-dry, clearasil is different!) While the Deep Cleansing Toner will remove oil and bacteria while tightening pores. Mattifying Moisturising Lotion will help the dry areas and mattifies shinny areas to fight pimples away. Last but not least is my favourite pimple treatment cream that penetrates deep into blocked pores to kill bacteria and dries up oil for up to 12HOURS!!! previously, those pimple creams i used only last for few hours, so i have to reapply every subsequent hours to see the results. People who are very forgetful like me should go for clearasil pimple treatment cream.

Oh yea, not to worry about the price, it is very affordable. :D

Prank! Dang...

what happen if one day you walk into your office and notice a great transformation on your desk...

ermm...like this!

Okay, long story cut short. On Friday 19th December, this prank was set up to celebrate my colleague, kenny's bday. We took out his keyboard, mouse, speaker, and personal diary...then we replace with photocopy version ;D how creative is that!?! haha what he needs to do is to find his belonging back based on the given clues. So he ran from 8th floor to 6th floor, then to 10th floor, and back 8th floor... etc etc and apparently he still cant find his speaker until now.

So i heard he "fainted" after lunch and fourfeetnine fanning him while the rest act worried...DAng, Kenny you are so Dramatic!:P too bad i missed all this drama because i was on half day MC

my medication :S
i am swallowing these medicines while they are partying...sobsob and Yucks...

Nyway got to run, tata

Say "i"

Hey there, im trying something fresh! A new environment with a nice drink hehe i took my sis laptop out to bangsar village II, so this post is literally created at Bangsar coffee bean :D

Anyway, yesterday ivan (not ivan four seasons...) messaged me on msn and he said something that put a smile on my face.

Ivan: " I like reading your blog"

This sentence is just flawless to me because knowing someone out there who really reads and whats better is that they (erm i remembered someone else said something similar besides ivan earlier) enjoyed reading what ive written even tho most the time is mainly crap.

My original ideas of having a blog is to
1. kill some time
2. A diary to remind me my past when i am old and forgetful or or or if my memories just shut down one day *touchwood*

But i do need some motivation to get going sometimes...people giving good review about the blog is a motivation to me.

So, if you enjoyed pinkporkchop's blog please say "i" !

hahaha this post is probably gonna be a suicide for me. But who cares, i did it anyway.
I might not be a famous blogger ie. kennysia who will be receiving hundreds/thousands of "i"...I will be happy with just a few "i" :D

Come on let me hear your voice :)

"i" "i" "i" "i"

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

No...im not singing twinkle twinkle little star even though i did during kindergarten's concert. hehe Oh well, this title perfectly explains what i am feeling right now. Wu Liao ( boring) '== '''

I felt so absentminded in office today. Thank god, i did not screw up anything but i just felt blur for no particular reason. Not to say what i am doing is not interesting/boring, in fact there a lot of interesting stuff that i've learned today.

So bored now that ive started to daydream...

1. dream of being vogue's cover girl

2. dream of me being admired by the public

3. Dream of a free publicity

Got to go continue dreaming.....

*photos edited @ http://www.photofunia.com/ for dreamers out there